What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

guess what chicken butt

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

What's big and white?

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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