What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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And more;

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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