- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Dylan is gay

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

hi bye

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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