Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

whats worse than gill? nothing

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Anti Joke

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