Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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womens rights

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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