- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

VAGINA.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Women.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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