A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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