- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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