- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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