What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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The WNBA

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Hello

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Get off my porch.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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