- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

A man killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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