What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Black People

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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