- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

THE END.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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