You tell me. I have amnesia.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What rhymes with milk...milf

I am a women

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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