i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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