Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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