Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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