- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Help I'm being raped!

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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