YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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WHAT????

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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