Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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neil patrick harris

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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hi bye

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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