- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

The Christian Bible.

Jesus was a good guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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