- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

oooh look a banshee

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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