- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Michel Moor on a die...

whats worse than school? Summer school

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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