Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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lol

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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hi will

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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