- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What can fly? Lots of things

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

balls

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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