Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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