- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did the teacher do? He taught.

WOw you have no life

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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