- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Please? No.

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