- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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