Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Wait what? I did not type that!

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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