- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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