A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

modern love

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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