Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Womens' sports

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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The jets are a good team..

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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hi

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Anyone??????????/

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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