- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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