whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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