My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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The jets are a good team..

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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u suck

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._____________________. Whale!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Do u take sugar?

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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