Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Women have the right to vote.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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