There's my tractor.

A Fat Kenyan

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

... Chan chan

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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