- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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