- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Poop

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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