Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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