If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

pee

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

good one jess !!

Safe sex MR

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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