Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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women's rights.

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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say cheese

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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