- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

whats worse than gill? nothing

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Tough crowd tonight...

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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