- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

why was the boy sad? because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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