- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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