Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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