What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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