What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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