Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Tunechi

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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