- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Womens rights !

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

The black man leaves the strip club.

This one time at band camp....

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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