Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Brad Fuller!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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