A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

A black person walks out of KFC

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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