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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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