Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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