Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

a horse walks into a blender ow

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

I pooped.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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