a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Paper shield.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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