- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

This is a joke

I died shortly after writing this.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Bob Saget

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Justin's humor

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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