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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Bean.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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