- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

25

woman's rights

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

My kids are mistakes.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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