What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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women's rights

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Justin Bieber

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