What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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penis

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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