What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Knock knock Whose there? 4

its all aodhan

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What does two plus two equal? 4

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Why is pi? Because circles.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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