A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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my shift key is broken1

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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