Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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The WNBA

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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OOOOPPS /

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Anti Joke

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