why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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