Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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lipstick pig

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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