Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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