1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Adele walks into the stables

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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This joke is funny

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