- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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