- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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