Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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men

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Joke.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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9/11

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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the holocaust

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Anti Joke

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