- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

womens rights

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

pudding

WHAT THE BABIES?!

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Health food.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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