your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

pudding

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Health food.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

I grunt when I poop.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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