What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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How high is a Chinaman

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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this is stupid .... yep

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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