- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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