What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

42, that is all

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops