- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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