Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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That's what SHE said!

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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politically correct!

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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give me a thumbs up

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