A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Top Gear USA

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Im taking a shit right now.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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