- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

The Christian Bible.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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