What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

my mind's eye?

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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