What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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