- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

WOw you have no life

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

knock knock whos their a person

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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