How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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