Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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its all aodhan

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Anti Joke

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