Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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Donald Trump

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Anti Joke

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