- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

THE GAME.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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