Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

dick dick dick... frogs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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