- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Who wants pizza crusts?

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Black people having a Job.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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