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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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