- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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