- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Bags of delicious poop.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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