- Anti Joke

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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