What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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hi patrick

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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hot diggity dog

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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