Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Neither have I

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Christianity

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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