Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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