- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Sammi suck kyles chode

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Penis.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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