If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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